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5 Dead Presidents ROAST Donald Trump - Club Dead

It's AI. You too can roast President #StableGenius

Say the President doesn't want to welcome FIFA without saying the President doesn't want FIFA

Dear President #StableGenius .

FIFA officials are way too polite to put it this way, but FAFO

Trump DEMANDS World Cup Control — FIFA Says NO as Canada & Mexico Take ....

Trump Just ABANDONED The 2026 World Cup — FIFA in SHOCK!

U.S. Could Lose BILLIONS as Canada & Mexico Take Over the World Cup

Canada Quietly Wins the 2026 World Cup — As America Closes Its Doors

America STUNNED as FIFA Moves World Cup North — $40 BILLION Slips Away to Canada & Mexico!

AMERICA STUNNED! FIFA SHIFTS Matches to Canada — Trump's Visa Policy BACKFIRES!

Oh What the Hell: Protest Curmudgeon goes there. Try to avoid antagonizing...

ICE Agents CAUGHT Arresting Comedian For HUMILIATING Them

Forget tone "policing" RantWoman is about to go full generalissimo with a humble request to protestors.

1. Evidence from ICE hiring standards and ICE Barbie's endless propaganda efforts is that a lot of the brand new just signed on for the bonus ICE recruits are undertrained, uneducated, humor-impaired, and extremely thin-skinned. NONE of that is an excuse for all the different thuggery they are trying to pull off, but MAYBE could y'all, all y'all protestors possibly consider passing on at least SOME of the opportunities to torment and antagonize them? RantWoman admires creativity and really, really, really thinks y'all could all do MUCH better about verbal communications. So PLEASE try. Pretty please.

2. I don't blame the vulnerable families, veterans, people with disabilities, NEIGHBORS across from the ICE House of Ill Repute in Portland for being resentful of tear gas, blast balls. Try to sound concerned about them and keep pointing out that protestors aren't the ones bringing the tear gas and blast balls.

3. Remember this is about immigrants and all the hard work, creativity, richness they bring to the country. RantWoman is not sure how, meaningfully, to say "we've got your back," President #StableGenius keeps going off about how immigrants bring diseases. Immigrants have the same health issues as many other people in the US, but the President complaining about immigrants is NUTS when his own Secretary of Health and Human services is doing everything he can to shred public health infrastructure, disease surveillance, and OF COURSE vaccination.  Plenty of other really important "don't blame the immigrants talking points need airing and people who aren't crazy about running around in frog suits need to get their points heard too. Word!

And another video for the road

And Robby Roadsteamer in his own words. RantWoman recants, SOMEWHAT.

Robby Roadsteamer Sang Rod Stewart—Then ICE Opened Fire

ICE Agents KIDNAP Beloved Activist in Broad Daylight

The Noble committee just doesn't have enough categories for all the ways President #StableGenius is overachieving

With the anticipated announcement of this year's Nobel Peace Prize and Prsident #StableGenius endless imprecations to please, pretty please, pretty, pretty please recognize fabulousness like never before seen and award him the prize, RantWoman has come to several realizations. 

🚨Nobel Prize Committee Drops SURPRISE TRUMP BOMB

Forget those silly Norwegians who ordinarily hand out Nobel Prizes. They clearly have nowhere near enough categories for all the ways that President #FartsALot and his cadre of sycophants are distinguishing themselves with contributions to the betterment of humanity.

RantWoman has no opinion about who should staff this brand new shiny gold-plated Noble Committee. The internet probably abounds with aspirants and RantWoman refuses to be in charge. RantWoman simply offers some prizes they might consider awarding.

President #StableGenius certainly deserves a No Bull piss prize. Incontinence happens if only because of rumors of his diaper-wearing. Why pretend?

The No Bell Peas prize to be awarded to anyone in the President's circle who can convince to be bold and try some vegetables--besides what's involved in Big Macs and French fries.

Consider the Noble Pries for Litterchur, to be awarded to the hapless staffers who crank the White House toddler's  endless supply of BS provided in his daily briefings. The President probably does not even know where most of the countries he claims to have brought peace to are located.

Next, the Noble Flies of Bad Medicine, awarded to #BrainWormBob, aka Secretary of Health and Human services #RFKjr

The Noble Fleece Price for everyone ducking unflattering data about the economy, the jobs report, gas and grocery prices, not to mention the epidemic of corporate price gougers

The Noble Fleas Prize for the Secretary of Agriculture because why should anyone leave out an economic sector getting clobbered by the #TrumpTariffs and this administration's deport-a-rama.

The Noble Flies of Physics? What Physics to all the climate deniers, oil companies terrified of wind power,

All additional suggestions welcome.

Spidey on Erika Kirk

This YouTube channel fascinates RantWoman. 

RantWoman definitely does not look at entire videos in full detail. RantWoman tends to listen and only occasionally invest enough eye focus to see detail.

So the channel is fascinating because it spells out a LOT of things that are happening visually. Sometimes it feels like reason 320 zillion why blind people and sighted people miscommunicate, although RantWoman could be vaguely interested in seeing how much of the same info could be picked up by voice.

First, this video points out lots of visual specifics in Erika's speech at Charlie Kirk's funeral.

What Changed With Erika Kirk? Body Language Analyst Reacts to funeral

YouTube is full of opinions about whether Erika Kirk is grieving appropriately. RantWoman would just leave the poor woman alone. RantWoman's experience with grief is that it comes and goes unpredictably for a long time. 

As far as the state of national dialog about Charlie's death:

--RantWoman was part of a conversation where one participant made the fascinating point that it doesn't matter that lots of Charlie's detractors are disgusted by #MAGA comparisons between Charlie Kirk and MLK. What matters is that is how Kirk's followers see him.

--In that conversation, RantWoman pointed out that MLK never helped raise millions of dollars to help elect a corrupt pedophile as President. It will take some maneuvering to keep the gravy train running but the other question is what messaging will remind people that their presence in the national conversation is valuable as they HOPEFULLY come to grips with some disagreeable realities.

--Apparently #SecDef Pete Hegseth is terribly shaken by Kirk's assassination.

Somewhere in this line of thinking MIGHT be some threads Erika Kirk is thinking about.

RantWoman does not share Erika's theological certainty about what happens after death. RantWoman has enough faith not to worry about that until she gets there. RantWoman remembers one family hiccup after RantDad passed away about cremation. RantDad's younger sister was worried that if RantDad were cremated, he would somehow miss out on the Rapture. RantWoman's view: any deity that can pull off the Rapture can give people whatever corporeal presence they need for the situation.

RantWoman is interested in one moment in particular, the clip in the post here right at the beginning of her speech when the President summons her to the stage.

Adventures of RantWoman: President #Gropesaurus and Erika

The way the President summoned Erika creeped RantWoman out a little bit because of something about the President's voice. Erika strode out like someone used to the kind of summons that bothered RantWoman Erika won Miss Arizona in a beauty pageant run by the not-yet-President and perhaps is used to the kind of kiss on two cheeks that Spidey called out.

Something in the second video, from a different angle made RantWoman wonder about a really gross possibility. RantWoman just naturally assumes the President is a pervy lech who will grab every chance he gets to paw at beautiful women. Watching the President Embrace, RantWoman wondered whether there was some over-the-line pawing going on. Even worse, RantWoman found herself wondering whether the President tried to kiss Erika on the lips rather than on the cheeks. RantWoman can't really tell, but the question adds a possible interpretation. Did Erika pull away a little and bury her face in the President's shoulder far away from his lips.

All of this gets RantWoman to another #TPUSA irony: TPUSA preaches "tradwife" values about women's relationships with their husbands. But Erika has now become the head of the entire #TPUSA empire.

This also harkens back to CO Congresswoman Lauren Boebert's appearances at TPUSA events. Lauren in her spiky heels and scary red lipstick pranced around talking about Biblical values in marriage while she was busy divorcing her husband. So THANGS are not always what they seem, and there is probably room for LOTS of people to think carefully about what matters to Gen Z.

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