Taxation can be sexy?

Yet more evidence of RantWoman's lameness about her taxation obligations this year:

1. Due to all her other duties, RantWoman missed out on both a free taco from somewhere in Seattle and a free sex toy from what RantWoman remembers as Toys in Babeland. RantWoman is of course not even supposed to admit knowing anything about such merchandise or such establishments. If RantWoman's dear readers need to preserve this illusion, please skip this entry. Please also skip this entry if you have any thoughts as the hapless Amazon cataloguer did, initially undeteced last week of anything that will slap on labels to dump this out of search...
On the other hand, if RantWoman wants a new item and cannot drag her bones out of bed in time to be one of the first 100 people to show up on tax day, she might have to figure out a way to make such a business expense. Vocabulary research anyone?

2. RantWoman's entry yesterday included a reference to the theme protests of the year a glancing reference to a concept in volving tea bags that RantWoman is NOT going to specify except to refer her readers to
http://www.urbandictionary.com/ or to sex advice columnist Dan Savage. See, RantWoman strives avoid running afoul of undetected cataloguers' idiosyncratic mistakes....