Internet as personal butler?

Dear Internet

RantWoman needs / desires

1 (or more) set of headphones. No foam. USB jack preferred
Note: RantWoman expressing a need does not appear to mean the internet will serve up. But RantWoman is again expressing the need.

2. One basic black jumper, denim or linen or cotton knit, 50-54" long. RantWoman is aware that "jumper" appears no longer to be a thing. Now the term of art is "sleeveless tank dress." RantWoman is also aware that "tank" means several things in the realm of physique, not all of which have positive associations even if they might be on point when shopping for the generously proportioned.

Fear not. Clothing options do look more promising. RantWoman can use her scarce eyeball time to scan mail order catalogs or preferred websites. In fact, despite the need to bounce around in ways designers do not think about RantWoman has wound up speed shopping, finding a whole bunch of items on clearance on one site and throwing them all in a shopping cart.

RantWoman has deliberately selected duplicates of several items. RantWoman has thrown in a couple items in the under $15 category that she will not care about sending back. If these items do not fit, RantWoman will just move them along in the universe nearby.

In an actual store, RantWoman would happily try on many items from such a cart. On mail order, without the margin of a charge card or much patience about sending things back, RantWoman will later prune her now preposterously large shopping cart. Sorry, not sorry!

Now back to all the other things on RantWoman's to-do list.

Or else out to walk in LESS haze than the last few days because RantWoman does need to move large muscles and accomplish a couple errands.

Word!