Secure location delivery?

The RantWoman department of #FirstWorldProblems has FEEDBACK for Amazon.

Ahem.
RantWoman's instructions
ask for packages to be delivered to
her apartment door. That is not hard.

 1. What means "secure location?" Packages of perishable items left on the floor of a mailroom where people's packages are VERY likely to get stolen does not fit RantWoman's definition of "secure location." 

Luckily, one of RantWoman's neighbors put the grocery bags on top the mailboxes, a reasonable gesture only because RantWoman is tall and can stand, not an assumption to make about RantWoman's neighbors.

RantWoman appreciates a text indicating that the delivery had arrived. However, in a work at home world, needing to interrupt what one is doing to go look for one's groceries also makes RantWoman SCOWL.

Is RantWoman done?

NO!

Couldn't these two items
have come in one package instead of two?

As RantWoman has noted, first world problems....

Still