Wednesday, June 17, 2026

Way to go algae? Is it time yet for President #StableGenius finally JUST TO RETIRE???

 #USA250 #America250 #Semiquincentennial #Iran


Like most of the US keyboard wranglers on the internet, RantWoman HAS THINGS TO SAY about the 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence, the state of the US and the world as of today.

Today's eruptions: 

1. is it ever unpatriotic to root for the algae?


2. The RantWoman Department of First World Problems refuses to opine about world news until the NY Times GIVES HER THE DANG CROSSWORD PUZZLE. The opportunity to complain choked about some aspect of Android accessibility but yielded a boilerplate spam about a whole bunch of things that might be wrong due to them making articles about the Middle East Peace deal gift links for literally everyone. And RantWoman STILL does not have today's crossword puzzle.

3. RantWoman does NOT share the outrage erupting about the #DonSnoreleone memorandum of understanding about the Iran War. Before we get to the substance of RantWoman's perspective though, let us also take note of the flood of videos about how badly President #StableGenius is performing at the #G7 summit. The most charitable way to start would just be to note that at age 80, no one should be expected to party the evening away for their birthday and hop on a plane to look all perky for an international summit while dragging jet lag and no sleep. 

Please. though, dear readers indulge RantWoman: between international embarrassment at the #G7 summit and outrage from so many quarters about the #MemorandumOfUnderstanding, has the US FINALLY hit the kind of tipping point that can find #GrandpaSleepyhead a smooth glide toward genteel retirement with as many naps as he needs and as much golf as he can do? Hear that Mr. #DonOld?

4. Only some of the REALLY cringy clips of #DonSnoreleone does the summit.
9 minutes of French presidential couple photo op and cars driving around Versaille before #DiaperDon tries TWICE to grab kisses from Brigitte Macron.





"Letting #GrandpaSleepyhead out in public should be considered elder abuse."






There. Now RantWoman will resume her planned rant threads about #UX in a certain PT app, information overload served up by Yelp, and a quest for moderate price range dining with outdoor seating and good parking for a friend coming to visit who WILL rent a car no matter what RantWoman says about the silliness of doing so.


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