RantWoman has travelled in Finland. RantWoman has spoken of the Cold War and various flavors of socialism in Finland. RantWoman has dabbled in Finnish. More to the point, a friend of RantWoman's is of Finnish heritage and occasionally shares highly memorable bits of Finnish reality. Sharing so far has not included elements of Finnish pronunciation such as what the heck do people do with all those vowels.
Consider, though, the possibility of naming a heavy metal band "Bouncy Cushion Satisfaction." Maybe it sounds more Heavy Metal in Finnish.
The 10 best words / phrases in the Finnish language.