Cows With Guns - The Original Animation; Hats blown away never to return

Friday Night Brain Dump

Cows with guns

The following item is:

--A glorious internet side effect of a typo about a fire "in a chicken coup."

--A fabulous repository of terrible puns

--A disturbing enough barometer of mental health--or fussiness about mental health vocabulary--that RantWoman is in danger of getting kidnapped by otherwise pacifist vegans, pummeled into unconsciousness with organic carrots and sent off to climate change methane re-education

--All of the above

Hat Blown Off / Hat response

RantWoman conducted the following further exchange regarding her blown away hat.

Customer Service Person answering email  "Dear MRS (RantWoman's last name misspelled.)

...we do not replace hats that are lost or stolen...."

Back from RantWoman

Thank you for this response. My only thought would be if hats keep
getting blown off and lost that way, is there something different
about design, size I choose or how I wear the hat that might save
problems in the future?

Also do you happen to have a fast way to find places in Seattle where
I can go get a new hat in person?

Best

(Ms.) (RantWoman with both first and last names spelled correctly.

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