RantWoman is hunkered down with her ice water and her list of heatwave battling tricks. Now HAS to pry herself out of democracy in peril planet overheating we're all gone DIE of COVID doomscrolling about the January 6 #insurrection. There is no theory of nonviolent practice anywhere that will lessen RantWoman's inclination to tear her out about the insurrection. Nor should RantWoman even look since apparently there is abundant material all over the interwebs about plans leading up to the insurrection. Unlike the pre-protest nonviolence training RantWoman is used to the insurrectionists trained in military style tactics such as hand to hand combat.
RantWoman has no clue where those plotting events of January 6 might have gotten the idea that they could overthrow the government all by themselves; in particular RantWoman wonders who they were counting on to save them and whether they even had any positive vision of post-insurrection transformations. RantWoman does not AT ALL mean to minimize the importance of different individuals sticking closely to principles to foil any large-scale conspiracy.
Apparently RantWoman needs to get all of that off her chest so that she can tackle one of her post insurrection projects: examining the life and career and internet presence of Rep. Lauren Boebert, R CO3, also known as the pine scented rocky mountain high congressional district RantWoman went to elementary school. RantWoman has undertaken this project. in a fit of nostalgia for a mid-20th century childhood perched on the western slope of the Rockies where RantWoman's sensibilities were only starting to form. As a person of faith though, all RantWoman can do is pray "Dear God, PLEASE don't let this be the only future of our democracy."
RantWoman WILL collect a couple links about election integrity in Mesa County CO (post key passwords in the open...?) and others about a very important digital inclusion initiative in a separate post. There may also be links about divine spanking that tore through fire burns and dumped large landslides all over Interstate 70 a critical transportation route smack in the middle of Rep. Boebert's district. Suddenly Rep Boebert's normally QAnon hyper partisan gummint leave us the hell alone twitter streams are all about both bipartisanship AND requests for federal disaster assistance. Go Lauren! #CivicsForLauren
Be that as it may, while trolling the Twitter feed, one thing led to another and RantWoman MUST share the following video by media personality and Boebert campaign advisor Sheronna Brown, aka "America's Mom." RantWoman recommends that readers in need of a romp through many current cultural hot buttons steel yourselves, settle down and much some popcorn every time Ms. Brown mentions Jesus or the Bible regardless of context. Keep it wholesome. Popcorn, not beer.
For readers unsure whether they have the stomach for all this content, RantWoman recommends setting playback sppeed at 1.5x normal to at least shorten the elevated blood pressure. For readers who balk at touching the content at all here are a few insights to lure you in.
1. The Constitution was written by God.
2. One can get to the age of 35 in today's CO public school system without realizing what rights one has under the Constitution except for the part about bearing arms. Sure, at age 11, when the Rant family moved away from CO RantWoman's level of awareness was not super nuanced, but she definitely did not dawdle until age 35 about learning more.
3. 5 years old is plenty old enough to discover one needs Jesus but nowhere near old enough to learn that EVERYBODY MASTURBATES.
There is more. Watch the video yer own dang selves.
That said,
A. RantWoman takes very seriously the passions of mothers, even weirdly delusional underinformed ones.
B. It's not good for the country for people in the middle of the country to think no one on the coasts cares about them or their realities.
More tirades likely about these themes. In the meantime I send prayers for anyone brave enough to watch the whole video.
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