Monday, July 20, 2026

Adios Copa Mundial

#FIFA #FIFA2026 #CopaMundial


Inspired by all of RantWoman's connections who watched the World Cup final.


 Was it a good game?


For the side that won. The other side played badly.


So RantWoman heard.


Also, President #StableGenius got booed. He also fell asleep. He was rooting for Argentina. Was this because Argentine president Javier Milei is a giant groupie of #DonSnorelone while Spain has firmly said "No" about lending airspace to ill-advised military campaigns? Is the curse of the President's team preferences? On the bright side, someone managed to herd #DementiaDon off camera during the trophy presentation.


RantWoman loved the idea of turning whole sections of cities into giant watch parties. RantWoman also avoided travel around watch parties she did not care to attend. RantWoman loves the idea of nerding out about one sport and getting more fulsome national stories than the olympics where there are dozens of sports and hundreds of athletes.



Dear World

Thank you very much for coming. 

Lots of people in the US hope that next time around we will have a better-behaved President. 

Also, please take home some Ranch dressing.

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